Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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