she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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