I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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