I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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