there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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