I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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