but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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