used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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