Come see our sink grown plant.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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