Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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