Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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