been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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