You smell like a Billy Joel song
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT