He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
