How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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