At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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