Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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