she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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