So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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