If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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