sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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