if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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