There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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