You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It's never too late to be topless.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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