I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
