Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
