They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We are two peas in an std pod
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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