kristin has been a bad kristin
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I got inside last night via doggy door
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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