this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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