worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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