worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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