he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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