Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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