ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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