So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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