covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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