Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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