just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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