We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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