maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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