they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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