Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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