Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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