I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
My feet surprised me
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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