do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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