I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm at about main and main street
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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