I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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