What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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