Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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