did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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