I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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