i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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