Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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