he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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