So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?