i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus