With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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