Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Randomize
